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04 Feb 2014 206,088 notes

lllllllllllllletswrite:

i almost got arrested when i was 7 because i was putting that fake snow stuff in plastic sandwich baggies and giving them to all my friends and more and more kids would come to me asking for snow and one of the kid’s parents found it and they thought it was cocaine so they called the police on us and they literally thought that a 7 year old girl had created an underground drug distributing system

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28 Jan 2014 42 notes
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  #new agreement    #terms and conditions    #tumblr staff    #i nearly died  
unoriginal-fucker:

This is my favourite part of the new tumblr guidelines… 

did anyone get to the part that said: “We’re not in the business of hosting adult-oriented videos (and it’s fucking expensive)”
and are we not going to talk about: “While you’re free to ridicule, parody, or marvel at the alien beauty of Benedict Cumberbatch, you can’t pretend to actually be Benedict Cumberbatch.”
what about: “or private photos of your ex’s junk (no matter how remarkable).”
and the cherry on top: “Dick”
…I now have a newly founded respect and admiration for the Tumblr Staff

unoriginal-fucker:

This is my favourite part of the new tumblr guidelines… 

did anyone get to the part that said: “We’re not in the business of hosting adult-oriented videos (and it’s fucking expensive)”

and are we not going to talk about: “While you’re free to ridicule, parody, or marvel at the alien beauty of Benedict Cumberbatch, you can’t pretend to actually be Benedict Cumberbatch.”

what about: “or private photos of your ex’s junk (no matter how remarkable).”

and the cherry on top: “Dick”

…I now have a newly founded respect and admiration for the Tumblr Staff

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28 Jan 2014 17,651 notes
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queencersei:

i have never been more scared to click “i agree” under a pop up in my whole fucking life

oh good, I thought it was just me

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27 Jan 2014 24,376 notes

eretzyisrael:

Today is International Holocaust Remembrance Day.

January 27 marks the 69th anniversary of the liberation of Auschwitz-Birkenau, the largest Nazi death camp. 

In 2005, the United Nations General Assembly designated this day as International Holocaust Remembrance Day (IHRD), an annual day of commemoration to honor the victims of the Nazi era.

From 1940 to 1945, more than 1.1 million men, women and children were killed in the Auschwitz concentration camp. 90% of them were Jews. All were innocent. Today, we remember

Never Again.

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12 Jan 2014 440,790 notes
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02 Jan 2014 4 notes
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  #fashion    #girl    #sexy    #trend    #denim    #gold    #sexy ass mofo  
caterinasdayoff:

throwback to the denim and metallics shoot back in august 2013

o m g , who is this gurl, she soooo fine ;)

caterinasdayoff:

throwback to the denim and metallics shoot back in august 2013

o m g , who is this gurl, she soooo fine ;)

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01 Jan 2014 0 notes
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HAPPY NEW YEAR GUYS !!!!

#sittinginthebathblogging #andeatingchocolate #andwatchingfireworks #whilereading

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23 Dec 2013 190,447 notes

jabberjais:

do you hear that?

its the sound of NO FUCKING SCHOOL TOMORROW

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20 Dec 2013 41,322 notes

pizzalester:

oNE MORE dAY OF ScHOOL

ONe MOrE DaY Of SCHOOL

OnE MORE DAY

  • ONE MORE DAY
  • oNE MoRE Day OF SCHoOl
  • ONe MORE FCkging DAY OF SCHOOL
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